Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Entertainment for you!

What you need is a good song and soft-shoe. The sand is on me.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

The Discovery, Deification, Defilement and Desertion of Steven Patrick Morrissey,




Friday, March 24, 2017

You Were Warned

Sunday, March 5, 2017

you did this to me again

Sometimes a man just needs a blog, just for the ability to look the
national zeitgeist in the eye and
say - what? are you retarded?

It's a logical question, one for which the only acceptable answer is
a hearty YES, yes I am.

We are the world, y'all. It's so embarrassing.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015


It's Serpentine time!

Monday, March 23, 2015

winter is coming

first sign of Spring

Saturday, February 21, 2015

"Enthralling and hypnotic" exclaims A.O. Scott

Thursday, February 12, 2015

I am the mushroom king I can do anything


 The new party slogans are in! Everyone a bullet point!

"Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making
mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialized!"

Sunday, February 8, 2015

the aliens have landed

red swing

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

His face may be the last thing that you ever see

Old Stewball