Monday, April 6, 2009

White House shrugs off comments from the anti-Michelle

Michelle Bachmann made another large stride on her journey to join the hallowed golden circle of wingnuts, warning the media of the Obama administration's secret plans to induct the youth of America into re-education camps and brainwash them into activist politically correct zombies.

"I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service," Bachman told Minnesota radio station KTLK, alerting them to the real agenda behind the expansion of AmeriCorps. "And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums."

"The name AmeriCops says it all," she continued. "The Corpse of America. Obama has taken the welcoming symbol of his home state of Hawaii and replaced it with something far more sinister. The question is, which pineapple will he choose to lob? As someone who is both armed and dangerous - but in a good way - I don't intend to be playing catch with this dictator."

Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs replied dismissively, saying "We know that the anti-Michelle, as we like to call her, is not armed, because we have our young agents shake her down every time she gets within a hundred yards of the Capitol. She is dangerously loony, however, although we still have to deal with a certain amount of loose talk until we get the Children's Speech Crusade fully staffed. And AmeriCorps most certainly does not stand for America's Corpse, it stands for the American Corporation, where the government controls all property and means of production, and where Ms Bachmann will be lucky to get a job serving one of our young citizen soldiers a cold mug of government beer. She needn't worry, though, cause we'll have welfare out the wazoo."


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