Jews admit it

In a stunning move, The Jews have claimed sole responsibility for blocking Reverend Jeremiah Wright's access to former parishioner Barrack Obama. This come after an interview on Tuesday, where Wright told the Newport News Daily Press that he hadn't spoken to Obama since the election because "Them Jews ain't going to let him talk to me." Rabbi Hiram Goldberg, spokesman for HJWDCMFTMW (Hondler Jews Who Don't Care Much For That Meshugeneh Wright) said that his group was part of a larger cabal organized and headed up by White House Jew in Chief Rahm Emmanuel, the name of which Goldber refused to reveal. "What, you want I should ver derharget? I could tell you, but you might wake up with a loch in kup. Let's just say that the Hondler Jews have a limited mission, a shtikl of the gantzeh megilleh. We keep that alter kocker Jeremiah Wright away from the President, that's all. Believe me, the Balebatim doesn't need to be hearing all of his farshlugginer kibosh." Goldberg laughs aloud at Wright's statement that "They will not let him to talk to somebody who calls a spade what it is." "What? What? What's he trying to fumfer out of his pisk? Someone who won't call a spade a sturdy digging implement with a flat blade? What? I'll call a spade a spade, and I'll call a shpiel a shpiel, which is exactly what you're getting from this shmendrik. Feh. Reverend Wright, show some saichel. You don't want the tsuris that the HJWDCMFTMW can deal you."