Saturday, July 11, 2009

What the fuck is wrong with you, David Brooks?

For God's sake, I don't know if Brooks is complaining or bragging when he says that an 'unnamed Republican' gave him a chowtime feel.

"You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time."

Dinner must have been nachos, or something else you can eat with just one hand, but even so, I've never had anyone's hand in my lap for longer than a couple of seconds unless I was mighty pleased to have it there. So what's your story, David? Too intimidated to push it away? Honored by a grope from the powerful?

Or maybe it was just your own hand that you left there and forgot about. You emotional freak, you.


  1. Reallllly! WTF. I mean, WTF. Seriously: WTF... Get a new gig ya fuckin' tool... like a hostess at a gay men's bath house where your sexual laxity can be appreciated for what it is; your own bizarre gayness. Who can ever watch you on the Lehrer News Hour again without throwing up in their mouth.

  2. Horrid, horrid, Republican! The oldest trick in dealing with unwanted groping at the table is to loudly spill your drink so that all eyes in the room turn to the disturbance. Fun to watch the groper jump away with all eyes on him...