The legendary Twin Peaks episode with John Ensign (and he can speak backwards, too)

"I haven't done anything legally wrong. President Clinton stood right before the American people and he lied to the American people."

John Ensign, before he discovered his soul had prematurely left his body and his hair turned gray, still feeling quite comfortable with the stick up his ass.


John Ensign, older, wiser, grayer, and enjoying the heck out of that stick.