Tuesday, October 6, 2009

minute 14

"I'm so proud that Levi is finally growing up and starting to show some responsibility and civic mindedness," said Palin, her frilly blue apron laden with freshly picked nuts from the backyard bushes.

"Not only will twenty percent of his commercial revenues go directly towards Tripp's college fund, an additional ten percent will go into Bristol's Chastity Foundation. And Levi is promoting two of the state's most valuable resources - Alaskan grown pistachios and large black men. Some people believe the two belong together. I know I sure do."

1 comment:

  1. That kid is too stupid or spoiled to have a shred of embarrassment.