The Man disrupts DC teabag party

With their plans to dump one million teabags into the Potomac River already in disarray following the District's threat of imposing a small fine, Metro area protestors were further thwarted after The Man appeared at their alternate location on Lafayette Square and told them to 'pick that mess up'. "They were quite threatening," said one teabagger, who declined to be identified for fear of being placed on the Obama Right Wing Terrorists Watch List. "One of the pigs told me to 'get that shit off the street' in a really gruff voice. I don't let my kids speak like that, but I guess this is no longer America." "Yeah, he was black and he had a nightstick, a really big nightstick," said her companion, who also declined to be identified for fear of being placed on the Obama Right Wing Terrorists Watch List. "I don't think he would have hesitated for a moment to beat me senseless, maybe even stomp on my brains, that's what things have come to in this country." "It's because we're white," said another teabagger, who identified himself only as Fred Rochelhorst of 327 Union Street, Alexandria. "And Republican. White and Republican, we might as well be living in Nazi Germany and wearing pink triangles." "Is that North Union Street or South?" asked a suspiciously inconspicuous individual who identified himself only as The Man. FOX News, which estimates the crowd size at approximately 1.8 million, said the teabaggers were not deterred, and planned to loiter in front of the Lafayette Square Starbucks, with many vowing to remain for their entire lunch hour.