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Concerned that RNC chairman Michael Steel is insufficiently wacky to ensure their party's swift demise, the Republican National Committee will hold a special meeting next week, where, among other things, they will give themselves a special commendation for opposing bailouts and reckless spending. The main order of business, however, will be the passage of a resolution renaming the Democratic Party to the Democrat Socialist Party. From Politico: "When I asked if such a resolution would force RNC Chairman Michael Steele to use that label when talking about Democrats in all his speeches and press releases, the RNC member replied: “Who cares?” In related news, the Democratic National Committee will hold their own special meeting in early June with the purpose of renaming the Republican Party to the Assholes.