Saturday, June 6, 2009

A gazillion minus one

Update: Cape Man has been arrested, picked up in the parking lot of the Riverside Casino in Laughlin, Nevada. Possibly arriving in Washington DC only to find that the President was currently in Europe, Daniel James Murray apparently decided to go to Vegas for the weekend, but upon learning of his sudden notoriety, opted for Laughlin instead. He was not wearing his cape at the time of arrest.

"Like we said before, this was just one of a gazillion cases," said a Secret Service spokesman, confirming our suspicion that there are more right-wing nutballs than you can shake a stick at. "But at least now we're down to slightly under a gazillion. Whoop, hold that thought... I just got another text message."

1 comment:

  1. Hah! maybe he lost his cape at the craps table!