Have Mercy, Mister President

In the wake of yesterday's brutal and grotesque display of presidential insecticide, PETA is recommending KATCHA BUG!™ Yes, Katcha Bug™. From the same folks who brought you Mouse-Be-Gone comes the amazing new Katcha Bug™, the humane bug catcher. Just gently place Katcha Bug™ over that pesky fly, slowly close the plastic trapdoor, and you're well on your way to returning Mr Cholera back to the wild where he so rightfully belongs. That's Katcha Bug™, available only at the PETA superstore!