Thank You Baby Spain, otherwise known as the cradle of Civilization, was well aware of the legend of the French, but refused to discover them or even acknowledge their existence until 1577, when they launched the thirteen day War of the Frenchies, a battle that has been all but been forgotten, perhaps because of the stupidity of the name. Christopher Columbus went on to do many more great things, including the creation of salt, the discovery of Egypt (where he taught the Indians – he called everybody Indians – the ancient Spanish art of hieroglyphics), and inventing the first manual typewriter (a crude device, incapable of printing the tilde). He also established the first government holiday, which he dubbed, with his characteristic absence of humility, Columbus Day. Which is why to this very day we raise our mugs high once a year and shout out “Happy Birthday, Dude! |
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MAGA Couple: 'I Voted For Change, But I Didn't Vote For THIS Change'
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Canadian-born Cynthia Olivera, 45, accompanied by her husband, Francisco
Olvera, a US citizen, who waited outside, arrived at her June 13 green card
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