Thursday, December 10, 2009


"I am a harmless, lovable little fuzzball. I am the most unthreatening, tolerant, lovable guy you could ever meet." - Rush Limbaugh, multiple occasions

"I'm a lovable little fuzzball! I have no idea what they would have to fear." - Michelle Bachman, 12/9/09

"I'm just a lovably harmless little fuzzball. I don't have any particular axe to grind." - Sean Hannity, sometime in the next 24 hours


  1. Next Sunday on Fox News, Dick Cheney accuses the Muslim President of 'giving aid and comfort to those who don't love fuzzballs', as Chris Wallace closes his eyes, thinks of his retirement, and smears on the Chapstick.


  2. At least we know they can read (their instructions).



  3. The problem with fuzzballs is that they often are developed in a person's navel, a person's sweaty, stinky, gross navel.

    Why are conservagoats so obsessed with "fuzzballs?" Next they'll be adoringly referring to themselves as "cling-ons."

  4. Rush the fuzzball, lol.
    You betcha,,,
    The kind of fuzz that grows on a sphere of fecal matter in a dark, dank corner of a drippy dungeon.