| "Next to the eagle, the pelican is my favorite bird. I have this dream that one day a pelican will land beside me and I'll be able to pet it. I know it'll never happen, but I still have the dream." - Rush Limbaugh, 6/16/10 |
Tragedy in Texas Is A Warning For Us All
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We love to rag on the Unregulated Libertarian Paradise of Texas (the lone
star is their Yelp review) as much as the next lefty blogger, but the flash
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The fat bastard should go to the Gulf and pet the dead ones.
ReplyDeletePelicans will come right up to you if you hold out a fish. In fact, they'll follow you home for another one. But no self respecting pelican would go anywhere near Lush Rimbaugh.
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