| "Next to the eagle, the pelican is my favorite bird. I have this dream that one day a pelican will land beside me and I'll be able to pet it. I know it'll never happen, but I still have the dream." - Rush Limbaugh, 6/16/10 |
Instant Karma: This Clip Is MAGA In A Nutshell
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A MAGA moron will likely have his claim denied by his insurance company
after driving on an icy highway while live-streaming his trip as he and two
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The fat bastard should go to the Gulf and pet the dead ones.
ReplyDeletePelicans will come right up to you if you hold out a fish. In fact, they'll follow you home for another one. But no self respecting pelican would go anywhere near Lush Rimbaugh.
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