Details of a new television ad from Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, set to begin airing Sunday, September 5: TITLE: "No voice of her own" LENGTH: 30 seconds. PRODUCER: Simon Lavitagus. AIRING: Statewide on cable networks, and media markets Phoenix, Tucson, Flagstaff, and Scottsdale. SCRIPT: [Scene: Woman cooking in brightly lit kitchen] [Voiceover, low pitched male, unaccented]: Meet Scottsdale homemaker Rosemary Waters. Rosemary would like to say a few words about Governor Jan Brewer's campaign for re-election, but unfortunately she can't. You see, Rosemary is a headless torso. And somebody needs to speak out in her behalf. [Cut to Brewer]: "Law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded." [Freeze frame] [Voiceover]: Rosemary Waters has already been silenced. Now some would like to cut off Jan Brewer's words as well. [Cut to Democrat Terry Goddard]: "You need to stop scaring people by saying things that are untrue, that defame our state, like there are beheadings in the desert." [Cut to kitchen. Rosemary drops bowl, drops to her knees and feels around for it in vain] [Voiceover]: Scaring people? Perhaps if someone had bothered to scare Rosemary, she wouldn't have lost her head. On November 2nd, vote Jan Brewer for Governor. [Black screen] [Shouted voice over, Hispanic]: Voy a por ti hermosa dama! Me gustarĂa un poco la cabeza! |
And He'll Huff And He'll Puff...
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...and the whole rest of that story.
Except, in the real world, Republican weaklings and cowards keep scampering
to weaker and weaker shelters.
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The hand speaks! The Hand of a Government man!
ReplyDeleteLast line translation - "I'll get you pretty lady! I'd like a little head!"
ReplyDeleteunused line: Terry Goddard. He even supports taxing decapitalized gains.
Do they have a Decapitation Tax in Arizona?
ReplyDeleteHeh
ReplyDelete""Vote for Jan Brewer...or suffer the consequences (flash to decapitated bodies, and hispanic warlords.... Nosotros quieren tus cabezas, mujerzueltas!)""