![]() "When the rule takes effect, the health consequences of smoking will be obvious every time someone picks up a pack of cigarettes," said FDA head Margaret Hamburg. "I don't want anyone to get the impression that we're turning into some sort of nanny state, but this is for their own good. If they don't want to see the pretty pictures they can just keep their goddamn cancer sticks in their pocket or purse. And it would be naive to not expect an uptick in the sale of ornamental cigarette cases. See, would a nanny state give ![]() "Until October, 2013, that is," chuckled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. "That's when we roll out the new flavor additives. You know it's hard to believe, but a high percentage of smokers say they actually like the taste of their nasty coffin nails. Well, they won't be saying that after we introduce our new flavors. Our studies have shown that the two least favorite tastes of smokers are Brussels sprouts and beets, and we've got those nailed. Hey, all of you disgusting butt puffers, didn't your mama ever tell you that Brussels sprouts are good for you?" "And they smell even worse than they taste," added Hamburg. "I guarantee you won't be able to light up in public without ![]() |
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