pardon the interruption

I realize that the FGAQ signal has been off the air quite a bit over the past few weeks; hell, who's kiddin who, the past six months. And then a lot of the time when it is on the air, the signal is weak, like there's ice on our transmitter; or scrambled so badly that you can't be sure just what it is you're supposed to be looking at. It would be easy to blame it all on technical difficulties, and while that would contain a kernel of truth, it would ultimately be a deception. In reality, there is a far simpler explanation for our broadcast difficulties.   We've been on a caper. A fabulous adventure - just like Brad or George - a riveting caper filled with high excitement and thrilling danger, but not without it's hi-jnx as well. And at the end, we won't be permitted to tell you a thing about it. Very hush hush, I'm afraid. Our broadcast should return to normal soon, but you know how it is with service calls - they say they'll be there by the ten but they never show, and then you've off on grand heist the better part of the next week... Oh well, at any rate we should have this escapade rapped up in a couple weeks. Please stand by.