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I've got twelve cars that I don't use
I'm wearing thousand dollar shoes
But now it's time to pay my dues
I got them old class warfare blues
Take it, Tex... |
I've been takin it, Mister Buffett. I've been takin it for a long time. |
Ain't that the truth? |
Takin it on the chin, takin it up the ass, but with the economy bein in this awful mess, I just can't afford to say take this job and shove it. |
Well, it's just not right. Did you know that my secretary pays a higher tax rate than I do? |
That totally boggles my mind, Mister Buffett... Is that the God-honest truth? |
It sure is, Tex. You see, all of Mister Buffetts income is derived from capital gains, so his tax rate is only 15%, while I'm paying 28%. |
And don't forget, Sue, I only pay Social Security and Medicare on a tiny fraction of my income, while you pay it on your entire salary. |
That's a sad story, but any new burdens placed on America's job creators is a form of class warfare. |
Unless you've got a harmonica behind that handkerchief, you best be moving on. This stage is for players only. |
Pitting one group of Americans against another is not leadership...This administration's insistence on raising taxes on job creators and its... |
I don't think you heard the lady, Boehner. Show this bore the door, Agent Smith. |
Beat it, pal, and don't let me see you again unless you have a banjo in your hand. |
You know, Mister President, I think it's about time that you started making sure that wealthy folks like me pay our fair share. I don't know, maybe propose a millionaire tax. |
I'm one step ahead of you, Warren. As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to name it after you. You rule, Ukulele Man, so I'm going to call it the Buffett Rule. |
Hot diggity, that's gonna make the fat cats get up and dance. |
Don't forget the oil subsidy giveaways and the corporate jet tax loophole. |
I would never forget the corporate jet tax loophole, Sue. Okay, everybody, let's play 'Night Train' in the key of B-sharp! |
A nice beat, I can dance to it!
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