Oy vey! What am I, a cliché?

Quotes of the week, from Rabbi Yehuda Levin, upon learning that Carl Paladino had "folded like a cheap camera" for apologizing perhaps a smidgen too much about his remarks on homosexuals. "I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich. While I was eating it, they come running and they say, ‘Paladino became gay!’ I said, ‘What?’ And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami." "He discovered now he has a gay nephew? Mazel tov! We’ll make a coming-out party!"