Thursday, October 14, 2010

Oy vey! What am I, a cliché?

Quotes of the week, from Rabbi Yehuda Levin, upon learning that Carl Paladino had "folded like a cheap camera" for apologizing perhaps a smidgen too much about his remarks on homosexuals.

"I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich. While I was eating it, they come running and they say, ‘Paladino became gay!’ I said, ‘What?’ And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami."

"He discovered now he has a gay nephew? Mazel tov! We’ll make a coming-out party!"


  1. I'm confused. Was he eating pastrami or salami? Or is "choking on kosher salami" some sort secret gay code for "meet me in the confessional booth of St Patrick's Cathedral"?

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