![]() Quotes of the week, from Rabbi Yehuda Levin, upon learning that Carl Paladino had "folded like a cheap camera" for apologizing perhaps a smidgen too much about his remarks on homosexuals. "I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich. While I was eating it, they come running and they say, ‘Paladino became gay!’ I said, ‘What?’ And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami." "He discovered now he has a gay nephew? Mazel tov! We’ll make a coming-out party!" |
Trump Spiritual Adviser: Charlie Kirk's Murder Is Part Of God's Plan
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Pastor Paula White-Cain, a longtime spiritual adviser to President Donald
Trump, argued that the murder of MAGA influencer Charlie Kirk was part of
God's...
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I'm confused. Was he eating pastrami or salami? Or is "choking on kosher salami" some sort secret gay code for "meet me in the confessional booth of St Patrick's Cathedral"?
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