"God works in his or her own way, in person, as opposed
to on a toaster, or a cinnamon roll or a Frito, or whatever.
But then, God does what it wants.’’ - Rev. Thomas Keyes
I once had a white dress shirt that had an image of an iron on it. My wife said it had been scorched, but I understood the mystical meaning of the image, and it changed my life.
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Cedar waxwings hold a briefing.*
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*You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story.* - My
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Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) said he was only making “a historical observation”
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Passengers making frequent and prolonged visits to airplane bathrooms
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Get Off Mah Lawn
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Lovely, lovely folks, as the head hancho of this here establishment it is
with remarkable decisiveness that I announce I am closing up shop round
here.
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I once had a white dress shirt that had an image of an iron on it. My wife said it had been scorched, but I understood the mystical meaning of the image, and it changed my life.
Do you worship Sunbeam to this day?
Yes, I always obey the Ironmaster.
All my shirts have nice sharp creases
Since I found the face of Jesus
Imprinted on the flat side of my Iron
I can steam out all the wrinkles
When Jesus holy water sprinkles
From his face on the flat side of my iron
(Note: "iron" is pronounced "arn")
It's Jesus's way of saying, "Ironing shirts is a waste of time."
A miracle, indeed!
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