I am Iron Son of Man
"God works in his or her own way, in person, as opposed
to on a toaster, or a cinnamon roll or a Frito, or whatever.
But then, God does what it wants.’’ - Rev. Thomas Keyes
Climate Change Making Chocolate Very Expensive
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Maybe fat cats paying more for chocolate will force them to look into
climate change?
I doubt it.
But this is another byproduct of having one political...
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I once had a white dress shirt that had an image of an iron on it. My wife said it had been scorched, but I understood the mystical meaning of the image, and it changed my life.
ReplyDeleteDo you worship Sunbeam to this day?
ReplyDeleteYes, I always obey the Ironmaster.
ReplyDeleteAll my shirts have nice sharp creases
ReplyDeleteSince I found the face of Jesus
Imprinted on the flat side of my Iron
I can steam out all the wrinkles
When Jesus holy water sprinkles
From his face on the flat side of my iron
(Note: "iron" is pronounced "arn")
It's Jesus's way of saying, "Ironing shirts is a waste of time."
ReplyDeleteA miracle, indeed!