You.

I'm not a crook.     I'm nothing you've heard.   I'm you. None of us are perfect, but none of us can be happy with what we see all around us: politicians who think spending, trading favors and back-room deals are the ways to stay in office - with their expensive homes and their luxury cars, eating dinner every day in their fancy restaurants. Sometimes breakfast, too. I'll go to Washington and do what you'd do. Live the high life, spending your money just the way you would. I'm Christine O'Donnell. I approve this message, and so do you.   I'm you.