"Let's all give a big hand to Pyongyang's own marvelous Kyrozi Water Dancers... Weren't they great, folks? Always a pleasure to see them in action. Although I'll let you all in on a bit of a secret tonight, just between comrades: the Water Dancers are in a lot of trouble. You might even say that they're swimming in perilous water, because today isn't my birthday. It's my dad's, and that doesn't look like a 69 to me. Hey Water Dancers, I hope that you enjoy dirt farming!"
"Okay, we've got a big evening of entertainment planned including the inspiring Korean Army Marching Band, the amazing acrobats of Kyfong Province, and the always delightful Jongetts. Right now, I don't know about you folks, but my dad could go for some more water sports. So that's what we're going to next, but with a twist - frozen water. That's right, you're in for a real treat, Pyongyang's own Sukeena Ice Dancers. General Sang, have your men freeze the pool, and oh, by the way, no need to remove the Water Dancers."
Open Thread - Who's A Good Doggie? - [image: Open Thread - Who's A Good Doggie?] Such a good boy, all his fetching might get us an independent counsel! Open thread below....
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