 "Let's all give a big hand to Pyongyang's own marvelous Kyrozi Water Dancers... Weren't they great, folks? Always a pleasure to see them in action. Although I'll let you all in on a bit of a secret tonight, just between comrades: the Water Dancers are in a lot of trouble. You might even say that they're swimming in perilous water, because today isn't my birthday. It's my dad's, and that doesn't look like a 69 to me. Hey Water Dancers, I hope that you enjoy dirt farming!" "Okay, we've got a big evening of entertainment planned including the inspiring Korean Army Marching Band, the amazing acrobats of Kyfong Province, and the always delightful Jongetts. Right now, I don't know about you folks, but my dad could go for some more water sports. So that's what we're going to next, but with a twist - frozen water. That's right, you're in for a real treat, Pyongyang's own Sukeena Ice Dancers. General Sang, have your men freeze the pool, and oh, by the way, no need to remove the Water Dancers." |
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My 69th birthday is coming up. Glad to see that the Kyrozi Water Dancers will be available to help me celebrate it.
ReplyDelete"Jongettes" — That's catchy, Mark— pool or no pool, squirty water or frozen!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see that the Kyrozi Water Dancers will be available to help me celebrate it.
ReplyDeleteCyrogenically preserved in the fabulous positions they were frozen in! For your extemely enjoyment!
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