Whoa! Did you see that shot, Reggie?
|Sure did, boss. You really knocked the hell out of that one. You know, the green is just about sixty yards up ahead...|
You didn't happen to see where my ball went, did you?
|I'm not sure, but it looked like it blew right off of the island.|
|Huh. The wind must have picked it up. Guess I'd better go with a three iron.|
|Yeah, whatever... Uh oh, here comes the man.|
|Mister President, I believe it's imperative that you get off of Martha's Vineyard right away. It's starting to get pretty grim outside.|
|Eh, it's not that bad. I've still got the wind at my back for the next two holes, and then we can skip ahead to the ninth.|
|It's my job to ensure your safety, sir. I'm going to have to insist that you prepare for immediate departure.|
|You're a good man, Agent Smith, but nobody's going to make me leave this island until my vacation is over.|
|We're going to have to insist that you prepare for immediate departure, Mister President.|
|Read my lips - No. Negatori. Nyet. Not gonna happen.|
|We were afraid this might happen, and so we brought someone who might be able to convince you to cooperate.|
|Barack, for God's sake, listen to Agent Smith. We've got to leave right away. There's a hurricane coming.|
|Aww, honey, just think of how disappointed the kids would be...|
|Sasha is hiding under the bed and Malia is just sitting at the kitchen table rocking back and forth.|
|You know what you should do? Take them down to Martin Square for an ice cream cone.|
|I can see that we're going to have to use the secret weapon. Send in the Veep.|
|I'm sorry, boss. The jig is up. We've got Copter 1 waiting - you're going to have to leave.|
|Joe, Joe, think of what you're saying. If I leave Martha's Vineyard, the terrorists will have won.|
|You mean the Republican terrorists that didn't want you to take a vacation? Forget about them. This could be the biggest thing to hit the east coast in decades and you need to be back in Washington.|
|But the... the presidency travels with me. I can do everything here that I could back there.|
|Not if your communications network is knocked out, you can't. Now let's go. There will be other vacations in the future.|
|Boss, the wind just blew your hat halfway down the fairway. Want me to see if someone can catch it?|
Nah, Reggie, why even bother?
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