![]() The man known to his face as Beloved Leader was able to maintain one of the world's largest active military by providing them with one of North Korea's rarest commodities, food, or as it is known throughout the country, edible gold. According to legend, Kim Jong-il was born on February 16, 1942, atop of north Korea's highest peak, Mount Paektu. A magic swallow announced his birth and was promptly executed. Also too, a new star appeared in the sky and there was a rare double rainbow even though there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Aside from his enormous military, Kim Jong-il will be most remembered as being the only nuclear armed insane dictator that was totally unable to terrify anyone other than his own subjects. The rare double rainbow reappeared today over Pyongyang in honor of the Beloved Leader's passing. He will not be missed. ![]() |
Professional Left Podcast Episode 916: Hot Take Time Machine
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* "It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house
for the voice of the kingdom."* -- Jonathan Swift
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The Prof...
27 minutes ago
Now onto the next nut.
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