"Looks like God went and opened another door for me," quipped Sarah Palin that nominal 2012 GOP frontrunner Mike Huckabee had fallen victim to his inner Dukakis. "Yep, I always told God, okay, even if there's just a little teeny crack in the door, don't let me miss it, cause technically, if it's cracked a little bit, it's still open, you know? If it's good for my family, or my state, good for my country, or heck, even an opportunity for me, I might just plow right through that door. But right now, I don't even think I'll need a plow, cause it looks to me like there's a big old Willie Horton sized hole in that door." |
The War on X-Mas 2024, Concludes
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Cunk on Christmas ought to be a holiday tradition! (Hat tip: Scissorhead
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55 minutes ago
Sorry, but Sarah Palin and "just a little cracked" in the same sentence just doesn't work for me.
ReplyDeleteNow is the time for Mike Upchuckabee to eat. and eat. and eat.