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You know who's not a terrorist? This guy, Joe Stack. Yeah, this guy is just a shmuck, a real Sad Sack, down on his luck. A guy who has been thoroughly beaten down by The Man and doesn't have the mental clarity to realize that The Man is Joe Stack. You know what else? Not only was Joe of the Caucasian persuasion, he wasn't even a Muslim. And he didn't hate Jews either, just Catholics. Joe was an American, and as we all know, if you want to be a real terrorist, you've got to be international. Umar AbdulMutallab, the Underpants Bomber, that's a real terrorist. Dude got on a plane and set his balls on fire. Tell me that's not the act of a desperate man. From what I understand, if his skivies had completely detonated, his balls could have been blown across the cabin, maybe all the way to first class. Joe Stark wasn't man enough to try something truly terrifying like blowing off his feet or setting fire to his gonads, no, all he did was fly a plane into a building full of civilians, and we've seen that before, so how is it supposed to terrify us? Dammit Joe, you know how many times we've all seen that 911 footage, and that was a much bigger plane and a much bigger building. Now on the other hand, if we discover that you had any buddies from Yemen, we'll get back to you.