Saturday, October 16, 2010

Rice blasted for 'careless words'

Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has come under withering attack after foolishly meeting with President Obama, on purpose, Friday afternoon. She then compounded her error by describing him as 'a defender of America's interests' and accusing him of bipartisanship, claiming that 'It was really great that he reached out in that way'.

"Appalling," Sarah Palin wrote of Facebook. "Maybe she's looking for a new job with this administration with that kind of talk. There's certainly no future for her after 2012, that's for sure. And what kind of reverse discrimination is it with all these female Secretaries of State, anyway? I think it's about time that we gave a man a shot at the office - the women sure don't seem to be able to hand it. But like I said, her words were simply appalling. What's she got on her mind anyway, shoes? I know that's what I've got on my mind, but still."

Failed Speaker and imaginary presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was less diplomatic, but then he had every right to blast Rice, considering that she vilely slandered him by telling NBC's Andrea Mitchell that his remarks about Obama's Kenyan anti-colonial world view were 'over the top' and 'not helpful'.
"Since when are we supposed to be helpful to the enemy?" Gingrich asked rhetorically on the Sean Hannity show. "It doesn't surprise me to hear these sort of careless words come out of the mouth of someone who was often notoriously at odds with Dick Cheney. I think Rice should be shunned by all thinking people who are concerned for the future of this country. After all, this is a woman who's greatest aspiration in life was to someday be the NFL Commissioner. That's a rather pathetic goal, if you ask me."

"I have always tried to be diplomatic by refraining from criticizing most of the members of my Daddy's administration," Liz Cheney wrote in a letter to Politico, "but this sort of blatant good-mouthing of Obama goes beyond the pale. I've never told this story before, but at the time of the attacks on 9/11, Condoleezza Rice was at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse devouring a 12 ounce filet. This was at 9:00 in the morning! Ordinary people can't get in Ruth's Chris at 9:00 in the morning, but that's the sort of way she was willing to abuse her power! I got this story from an unimpeachable (cause he's no longer in office) source, so I can guarantee that it's true."

"Showed Todd my earlier opinion," tweeted Sarah Palin less than ten minutes after her Facebook posting. "He LOLed, and said, 'you're right, Sarah, it was shoes. She was definitely thinking about shoes. LOL."


  1. It takes a special kind of white man to get away with insinuating that all that a powerful woman of color has on her mind is fuck me heels. Don't know if it's you or Condi or Sarah, but you both made this seem very easy.

  2. Hey! What about the rare filet?

    There's got to be some racist/sexist symbolism at work there...

  3. Obama/Rice in 2012! That would definitely boost the membership of Apoplectics Anonymous.

  4. I ain't touchin' Condi's meat. I learned that lesson long ago.

  5. Those look like ordinary Steinford gal's uptown heels--when the Condilessa's ready to par-tay she probably wears something like've been a very bad boy, Barry...